Friday, March 22, 2019

To Work or Not to Work, That is the Question!

The following is a poem by Marge Piercy called "To Be of Use". Also, here is a link to an article about whether or  not high school students should work. Take position and defend it.
https://blog.collegevine.com/should-your-teen-work-during-high-school/

To be of use

The people I love the best
jump into work head first
without dallying in the shallows
and swim off with sure strokes almost out of sight.
They seem to become natives of that element,
the black sleek heads of seals
bouncing like half-submerged balls.

I love people who harness themselves, an ox to a heavy cart,
who pull like water buffalo, with massive patience,
who strain in the mud and the muck to move things forward,
who do what has to be done, again and again.

I want to be with people who submerge
in the task, who go into the fields to harvest
and work in a row and pass the bags along,
who are not parlor generals and field deserters
but move in a common rhythm
when the food must come in or the fire be put out.

The work of the world is common as mud.
Botched, it smears the hands, crumbles to dust.
But the thing worth doing well done
has a shape that satisfies, clean and evident.
Greek amphoras for wine or oil,
Hopi vases that held corn, are put in museums
but you know they were made to be used.
The pitcher cries for water to carry
and a person for work that is real.

Marge Piercy, "To be of use" from Circles on the Water. Copyright © 1982 by Marge Piercy. Used by permission of Alfred A. Knopf, an imprint of the Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group, a division of Random House LLC. All rights reserved.
Source: Circles on the Water: Selected Poems of Marge Piercy (Alfred A. Knopf, 1982)

Saturday, March 16, 2019

Another Modest Proposal

At the beginning of the 18th century, Ireland was experiencing an awful famine due to several years of bad harvests.  The country was also experiencing extreme political turmoil.  As a response and recommended remedy for how to fix the economic problems at hand, Jonathan Swift, an Irish satirist, essayist and political pamphleteer, anonymously published a satirical essay in 1729 entitled “A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People From Being a Burden on Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick.”  In the piece, more commonly referred to today as “A Modest Proposal,” Swift ironically attempts to “find out a fair, cheap, and easy method” for converting the starving children of Ireland into “sound and useful members of the Commonwealth.”  As the lengthy title suggest, Swift wants the people of Ireland to fatten their children up so that they can be sold in meat markets.  He states, “I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricasie, or a ragoust.”  Swift goes into great (albeit graphic) detail about how the children should be seasoned and cooked so that their parents and the country will neither be further burdened by them nor continue to be hungry.  More importantly, though, Swift argues using hard-edged economic reasoning as well as a self-righteous moral stance as he attempts to turn this problem into a solution.
It is your mission for next week’s blog post to come up with a Modest Proposal of your own:

1) Re-Reading Swift’s A Modest Proposal first may help you to better understand the task at hand. (http://www.victorianweb.org/previctorian/swift/modest.html)

2) Identify a social, financial, economic problem present in the United States (or world if you choose) today. For all of our Atheist friends, we are taking the week off in regards to church bashing. Pick something else. That's getting boring. And its a safety net. 

3) Come up with a creative way that the problem could be fixed… Just like Swift’s proposal, your Modest Proposal does not need to be feasible! We are looking for clever (and funny?) ideas with their own internal logic.  One of the reasons Swift’s is effective is that in its mock-seriousness it conveys the attitude of this could be real.Have fun!

Saturday, March 9, 2019

Ha Ha, Very Funny!

In his 2004 book, Status Anxiety, Alain de Botton argues that the chief aim of humorists is not merely to entertain but “to convey with impunity message that might be dangerous or impossible to state directly.” Because society allows humorists to say things that other people cannot or will not say, de Botton sees humorists as serving a vital function in society. Think about the implications of de Botton’s view of the role of humorists (cartoonists, stand-up comics, satirical writers, hosts of television programs, etc.). Then write an essay that defends, challenges, or qualifies de Botton’s claim about the vital role of humorists. Use specific, appropriate evidence to develop your position.

Friday, March 1, 2019

Argue on the fly!

Today in class, we went over a prompt from Question #3 on the AP Language Exam. We did a prompt from Oscar Wilde and a prompt from Empire of Illusion from Chris Hedges. We also read an example of a good response in class. So, for your blog, you are to complete the essay. Period 2 is to respond to the Oscar Wilde prompt and period 3 is to respond to the Chris Hedges prompt. I have included a link to each prompt for those of you who were absent and for those who might have misplaced the prompt.

Chris Hedges scroll down to question 3

Oscar Wilde scroll down to question 3

When commenting, score the essay of TWO CLASSMATES with commentary!You may say what was done well, but you MUST give suggestions about what could have been done better as well. Comment on the essay OPPOSITE of the one you wrote. Every essay should have at least one score. Remember to score from 0-9.

Saturday, February 23, 2019

The No Blog Blog

THis weekend, you need to hit your research hard. Notes need to be constructed, but more importantly, you need to get your thoughts together. Post here your thesis statement, and tell us a little bit about your argument. What do you know so far? DO NOT FALL BEHIND ON THIS ASSIGNMENT. I WILL NOT ALLOW ANY LATE PAPERS!

Friday, February 15, 2019

Sir Thomas More

In this speech, you can see More working his way, more or less, through the points of stasis theory. Complete a rhetorical analysis of this speech and in it, make reference to the stasis theory and discuss what the argument that the speech makes and the rhetorical strategies that make it effective. 

The lawyer, Sir Thomas More 91478-1535) became personal adviser to King Henry VIII and was eventually promoted to become Lord High Chancellor of England. It was a position of which he would eventually ask to be relieved, as his relationship with the king became strained. Desiring an annulment from Catherine of Aragon, his first wife, Henry declared himself to be the Supreme Head of the Church of England, a declaration to which More, a devout Catholic, would not publicly assent. Because he could not be convicted if he did not explicitly deny the King's claim, More wisely maintained silence on the matter. Solicitor General Richard Rich then testified that in a conversation between them More had denied the King's supremacy. More was imprisoned in the Tower of England and charged with high treason. At his beheading, More offered these words.



Thomas More by Hans Holbein
Hans Holbein the Younger. Sir Thomas More.
© Frick Collection, New York

Sir Thomas More's Speech at his Trial.

[1535]


       If I were a man, my lords, that did not regard an oath, I need not, as it is well known, in this place, at this time, nor in this case to stand as an accused person. And if this oath of yours, Master Rich, be true, then pray I that I may never see God in the face, which I would not say, were it otherwise to win the whole world.
       In good faith, Master Rich, I am sorrier for your perjury than for mine own peril, and you shall understand that neither I nor any man else to my knowledge ever took you to be a man of such credit in any matter of importance I or any other would at any time vouchsafe to communicate with you. And I, as you know, of no small while have been acquainted with you and your conversation, who have known you from your youth hitherto, for we long dwelled together in one parish. Whereas yourself can tell (I am sorry you compel me to say) you were esteemed very light of tongue, a great dicer, and of no commendable fame. And so in your house at the Temple, where hath been your chief bringing up, were you likewise accounted. Can it therefore seem likely to your honorable lordships, that I would, in so weighty a cause, so unadvisedly overshoot myself as to trust Master Rich, a man of me always reputed for one of little truth, as your lordships have heard, so far above my sovereign lord the king, or any of his noble counselors, that I would unto him utter the secrets of my conscience touching the king's supremacy, the special point and only mark at my hands so long sought for?
       A thing which I never did, nor ever would, after the statute thereof made, reveal unto the King's Highness himself or to any of his honorable counselors, as it is not unknown to your honors, at sundry and several times, sent from His Grace's own person unto the Tower unto me for none other purpose. Can this in your judgment, my lords, seem likely to be true? And if I had so done, indeed, my lords, as Master Rich hath sworn, seeing it was spoken but in familiar, secret talk, nothing affirming, and only in putting of cases, without other displeasant circumstances, it cannot justly be taken to be spoken maliciously; and where there is no malice there can be no offense. And over this I can never think, my lords, that so many worthy bishops, so many noble personages, and many other worshipful, virtuous, wise, and well-learned men as at the making of the law were in Parliament assembled, ever meant to have any man punished by death in whom there could be found no malice, taking malitia pro malevolentia: for if malitia be generally taken for sin, no man is there that can excuse himself. Quia si dixerimus quod peccatum non habemus, nosmetipsos seducimus, et veritas in nobis non est. [If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us.] And only this word, "maliciously" is in the statute material, as this term "forcibly" is in the statute of forcible entries, by which statute if a man enter peaceably, and put not his adversary out "forcibly," it is no offense, but if he put him out "forcibly," then by that statute it is an offense, and so shall be punished by this term, "forcibly."
       Besides this, the manifold goodness of the King's Highness himself, that hath been so many ways my singular good lord and gracious sovereign, and that hath so dearly loved and trusted me, even at my first coming into his noble service, with the dignity of his honorable privy council, vouchsafing to admit me; and finally with the weighty room of His Grace's higher chancellor, the like whereof he never did to temporal man before, next to his own royal person the highest office in this whole realm, so far above my qualities or merits and meet therefor of his own incomparable benignity honored and exalted me, by the space of twenty years or more, showing his continual favors towards me, and (until, at mine own poor suit it pleased His Highness, giving me license with His Majesty's favor to bestow the residue of my life wholly for the provision of my soul in the service of God, and of his special goodness thereof to discharge and unburden me) most benignly heaped honors continually more and more upon me; all this His Highness's goodness, I say, so long thus bountifully extended towards me, were in my mind, my lords, matter sufficient to convince this slanderous surmise by this man so wrongfully imagined against me....
       Forasmuch, my lord, as this indictment is grounded upon an act of Parliament directly oppugnant to the laws of God and his holy church, the supreme government of which, or of any part thereof, may no temporal prince presume by any law to take upon him, as rightfully belonging to the See of Rome, a spiritual preeminence by the mouth of our Savior himself, personally present upon the earth, to Saint Peter and his successors, bishops of the same see, by special prerogative granted; it is therefore in law amongst Christian men, insufficient to charge any Christian man....
       More have I not to say, my lords, but that like as the blessed apostle Saint Paul, as we read in the Acts of the Apostles, was present and consented to the death of Saint Stephen, and kept their clothes that stoned him to death, and yet be they now twain holy saints in heaven, and shall continue there friends forever: so I verily trust and shall therefore right heartily pray, that though your lordships have now in earth been judges to my condemnation, we may yet hereafter in heaven merrily all meet together to our everlasting salvation.